San Salvador standoff
The San Salvador standoff (Spanish: punto de muerto de San Salvador) occurred on 25 April 2023 in San Salvador, Central American Empire. The standoff between PizzaKing13, the emperor of the Empire of Central America, and kaiserjaeger_, the king of the Kingdom of Kernow, began the Gibraltar War over the political status of Gibraltar.
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Standoff
As Emperor PizzaKing13 arrived at San Salvador after embarking on a trans-Atlantic voyage to transport a sheep to the Central American Empire, he noticed kaiserjaeger_, the king of the Kingdom of Kernow, running through Central America's crop farm.
Upon seeing PizzaKing13, kaiserjaeger_ demanded that he relinquish control of Gibraltar, stating "Free Gibraltar". After PizzaKing13 refused, Kernow declared war on Central America. Both leaders remained in the area in stalemate, but kaiserjaeger_ did attempt to light fire to Central America's crop farm, failing in the process. Both leaders were equipped with full netherite armor, a netherite sword, and shields bearing their respective countries' flags.
As the stalemate continued, kaiserjaeger_ got into the boat carrying the sheep PizzaKing13 brought from Europe and attempted to flee, however, PizzaKing13 killed the sheep before kaiserjaeger_ could escape. After it was killed, kaiserjaeger_ admitted that he intended to "murder" the sheep.
After a few more minutes, kaiserjaeger_ left San Salvador, telling PizzaKing13 that he intended to murder him the following day.
Aftermath
After the standoff, PizzaKing13 built an enclosed stable around his cows and sheep to prevent kaiserjaeger_ from inflicting further damage against his remaining livestock. Later, he returned to Belgium and brought another sheep across the Atlantic Ocean to place in the stable he constructed.
Reactions
American Union: President HolyEpicPenguin briefly visited San Salvador during the standoff to see what was happening. He encourage both leaders to fight, and stated "yeah [PizzaKing13] is going to keep [G]ibraltar". After kaiserjaeger_ left, HolyEpicPenguin stated "exceedingly common br*tish L".
Holy Gamer Reich: .F44D0 encouraged both leaders to fight, stating "fight for [G]ibraltar" and "[G]ibraltar is a legendary country we must keep".
