Battle of New Jersey
| Battle of New Jersey | |||||||
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| Part of the Kalmar—American War | |||||||
 Site of the Battle of New Jersey. | |||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||
| American Union | Kalmar Union | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | |||||||
| HolyEpicPenguin | Mr_Angus | ||||||
| Units involved | |||||||
| Grand Army of the American Union | Kalmar Union Army | ||||||
| Strength | |||||||
| 1 | 2 | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||||
| ~7 sheep | 2 deaths | ||||||
The Battle of New Jersey was a skirmish fought on April 16, 2023 between the American Union and Kalmar Union.
Contents
Prelude
On April 16, a day after the creation of Svedonia's Earth Minecraft server, Mr_Angus threatened to commit arson against a sheep farm operated by Philadelphia and located in New Jersey. After making this threat, Mr_Angus teleported to the UN headquarters in New York and began approaching the sheep farm.
Battle
At around 2:27 PM EST, Mr_Angus was killed by HolyEpicPenguin while loitering in New Jersey. Mr_Angus' inventory was returned, though Mr_Angus claimed to have lost a flint and steel and asked for it back. HolyEpicPenguin denied having picked up a flint and steel, but he and OnTheHorizon143 gave Mr_Angus the materials to make a new one. At around 2:39 PM EST, Mr_Angus returned and began using a flint and steel against the sheep farm, but was quickly subdued by HolyEpicPenguin. His flint and steel was confiscated. During this time, about 7 sheep were slaughtered by NintendoWii_.
Aftermath
Mr_Angus apologized for the incident after being killed and began offering to give away free watermelons at his base, Edinburgh. The parts of New Jersey that were fought over were claimed as a part of Philadelphia after HolyEpicPenguin discovered that the town claim limit was increased.
